wow i really wanna get crunk
This is important
I want a zombie
@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.
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brandon
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me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*
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@grizzlywintzI’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole
he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight onhere’s the post I was telling you about.
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Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together
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When you’re too worried about when the alarm’s going off… ⏰ (W/ Camden Foote )
Choke me
Don’t make me kinkshame my own vine
a) THIS IS TOO REAL RIGHT NOW
b) the last comment 😂😂😂
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one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out
This happened to me in a mall in Texarkana
This happened to my friend with an Indian lady at the Alamo 😅
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literally…..a masterpiece
My shit
They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing
did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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no:
yes
sis id french kiss this snake for 50 billion only two things can happen i die or live and get 50b either way im looking forward to it
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